
Monday - Closed
Tuesday - Closed
Wednesday 3pm - 9pm
Thursday 3pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 11:30am - 10pm
Sunday 10am - 6pm
Morning. Enjoy our Craft.
OUR MAGIC COFFEE
Pourovers – Carefully curated Arabicas freshly brewed by the cup. $6
Ethiopian Yirgacheffe – Natural Process, sweet and fruity, Aricha, Ethiopia
Gustavo – Washed Arabica, Antioquia, Colombia
Our House Blends – A blend of Colombian and African Coffees perfectly blended and roasted. $4.5
Hello Darkness – Dark Roast, Robust Blend
Sunrise – Medium Roast, Morning Blend
EA Decaf - Medium Colombian Sugar Processed Decaf
Foamy Lattes – Cold brew Espresso with French Vanilla, Caramel, or Chocolate. $6.5
IT’S 5 O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE 🕔
Beermosa – Our morning classic. New Exton NEIPA (The Champagne of Exton), with Orange Juice $9
Mimosa – Sparkling wine w/ OJ. $10
Bloody Mary – House-made zesty Bloody Mary mix with Accessories. $12
Irish Coffee - Top 'O The Morning! Hello Darkness - Bourbon - Brown Sugar - Whipped Cream. $12
STOLEN SUNDAY SPECIALS
Breakfast Totchos - Tater Tots, Pulled Pork, Scrambled Eggs, Beer Cheese, & our Delicious Smoky Chorizo Gravy. Piled high and ready to Nosh. $15
Big Kahuna Breakfast Burrito - 2 Eggs over easy, Tater Tots, Cheddar Cheese, wrapped & grilled then topped with Our Delicious Smoky Chorizo Gravy. The cure for any Hangover! $14
Add Smoked Brisket +$5
Add Smoky J’s Pulled Pork +$4
Add Bacon +$2.5
French Toast Sticks - 4 French toast sticks and Syrup. $8
Hungry Elf - 2 Chocolate Chip pancakes with Chocolate Syrup Drizzle, Whipped Cream, and Crushed Candy Cane sprinkles. Served with syrup, of course. $13
STOLEN STANDARDS
Cheesy Egg Sandwich - English Muffin, Over Medium Egg, Choice of Cheese. $8 / W Bacon $10
Deli Egg Sandwich – English muffin topped with Over Medium egg, pastrami and Swiss. $13
OG Breakfast Cali-Ritos – Where it all started! Scrambled eggs, black beans, and cheese wrapped in a tortilla & pressed. With sour cream and salsa. A great way to start your day. $12
Add Smoked Brisket +$5
Add Smoky J’s Pulled Pork +$4
Add Bacon +$2.5
It’s Breakfast – 2 eggs Over Medium or scrambled, toasty English muffin, potatoes, 2 bacon. $12
Chocolate Chip Pan-a-ma-Cakes – Two buttermilk with chips and whip cream. Served with Syrup. $10
BRUNCHY THINGS
Benedicts – Served with Potatoes
Classico – English Muffin, poached egg, ham, and hollandaise. $16
Rancheros –English Muffin, Smashed black beans topped with poached egg, salsa, hollandaise, and queso fresco. $16
Smokehouse – English Muffin, poached egg, BBQ sauce, your choice of smoked meat, and hollandaise.
Smokey J’s Pulled Pork $17 Smoked Brisket $19
Reuben – Marble Rye, Pastrami, Beer-Kraut, Poached Eggs, and Hollandaise. $18
Hot Chick’n -N- Waffle – Housemade waffles with our Nashville Hot Chicken Tenders and Fries. Magic Dust Options: Medium, Hot, or None. $17
Smoky J’s Drunken Pan-a-ma-Cakes - Tw0 Pancakes topped with our Smoked Pulled Pork and bourbon-maple syrup. $18
STOLEN SIDES-
7oz Potatoes $4
English Muffin $2
Bacon $2.5
7oz Fries $4
6oz Mac N Cheese $4
6oz Collards (not vegetarian) $4
6oz Cole Slaw $3.5
